Dear Bronchitis,

Please leave.

Love Always,

Mbear

...On A Stick

Dear Comedy Central,

Jeff Dunham is NOT funny.  STOP. Why are you doing this to America? STOP.

Love,

Cara C.

Shhh...........

Dear Universe,

Why isn't there a Children Whisperer?  We've got the Dog Whisperer, the Ghost Whisperer and the Horse Whisperer.  It seems only right that there be a Children Whisperer.  And please hurry and deal with the child in the stroller sitting behind me who is kicking their leg into my elbow. 

Love Always,
Louise

Dear Monday (and/or Uterus),

I know we've had our troubles in the past, but I think we can work it out.  In other words, I come in peace...white flag and everything.  Let's just put the past stress, anxiety and sleepy starts behind us and have a wonderfully productive day. I KNOW we can do it. 

What do you say?
-Tamra

Shirts Off, Shirts On

Dear Bodybuilder Man who purposely walks through our lovely town with your shirt off,

1. GROSS!
2. Put your shirt back on!
3. Winter is right around the corner and frostbite happens.

Love Always,
Dana M.

Odes to October

Dear October,

Welcome, Welcome...I can't even tell you how happy I am that you are here. You are my favorite of all the months and it is not even my birthday or anything. I have to admit I was a little unprepared for you after last month's heat wave extravaganza and I didn't fully dress for your arrival at the rink this morning, but I am totally glad that you arrived safely!

Love & Affection,
Tamra

Hello October, My Long Lost Friend,

I've been looking forward to your cool breezes. Rain too, please?

;) nng