Thursday, April 29, 2010

As Simple As That

Dear Boss,


You're not that boss.


Love Always,
The Bluebirds

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Need for Speed is Sometimes Greed

Letter to the Universe.
Dear Idiot who is speeding down a narrow residential street,
You're a Moron.

Sincerely,
The person you almost ran over

Thursday, April 8, 2010

I Wanna Be Mrs. Sedaris

Dear David Sedaris,


Could you be the type of gay that could marry a woman? That would be great.


Much appreciated,
Nicole

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Melodic NO-core

Dear So-called "melodic hardcore",

 

You are boring.  Please just stop, ok? 

Love Always,
J

P.S. Thank goodness for Random Hand.