Dear Universe,
Why isn't Stephanie March in my pants?
Love Always, Your Friend,
The Bear
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Dear We Are the Fallen,
Don't front. We all know you're Evanescence with a new lead singer. Your music, your arrangements, and your band members are practically identical. Your new single is basically a B-Side off of Fallen. Wonder where you got your band name?
Carly is fine. Nothing wrong with her. But she ain't got the pipes that Amy has. We like your old sound. It's why we bought your albums to begin with. It's great - it's just not something new. So keep it coming. But don't pretend it's something new when it's so clearly not.
Love Always, Your Friend,
The Bear
We Are the Fallen
vs.
Evanescence
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Dear Universe,
Clearly you missed us a few posts back. "Ridiculous" does not have an "e" anywhere in it. "Definitely" does not have an "a" anywhere in it. If you don't know how to spell "intelligent" (or how to use spellcheck to make sure you're spelling it correctly), you probably shouldn't use that word to describe yourself.
Love Always, Your Friend,
The Ice Cream Betches
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Dear World,
A quick lesson. "It's" means "it is." "You're" means "you are." "Alot" is not a word. Even this stupid blogger spellcheck doesn't like it.
We live in a world with spellcheck readily available. Even if you're (that's YOU ARE) an idiot, you can always use spellcheck. AND YOU SHOULD.
Don't even get me started on actually PUBLISHED journalists.
Love Always, Your Friend,
The Bear
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