Friday, June 26, 2009

Dear Restaurants,

Can you please teach everyone who answers your phone to speak the official language of the country they are delivering food in?

Love, Your Friend,

The Bear

2 comments:

  1. Actually, the US has no offical language. There is some movement that goes something like: "Quick! make English the offical language before all them mexicans take over" but so far we're offical language-less. Personally, I think we should make it Basque or some other anchient dying language and watch the southerners struggle. Land of oppertunities, you know.

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  2. Esperanto. I vote Esperanto. And yeah, we don't have an official language. But English is pretty much unofficially the official language. Though even if they spoke Spanish or Spanglish I'd be okay with that (not the Adam Sandler movie, though).

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