Dear Universe,

What the hell is moo-shu vegetables?

Also, what's in a Chinese taco?

Love Always,

Jenny "Rainbow Cherry Edison" Wong

Breathe In....Breathe Out....

Dear Lungs,

First off, you are TOTALLY appreciated! I know I am pushing you past capacity this week. Walking by the grass cutter guy... so not cool. You can't really blame me for the wildfire thing that has ash drifting in my yard though. Love... the inhaler idea, but they are expensive esp without insurance so no go there... but I will try to stay indoors. Hang in there... you are doing great!

Love Always,
Tamra

Dear Monday,

Thanks for coming, now please leave.

Your Buddy,

Rey

Coffee is for Lovers

Dear Iced Grande 5 pump hazelnut with cream coffee,

I want to thank you for being in my life and helping me through this day for I would be truly lost without you. You mean ever so much to me and if I could I would hug you!

Screw it, I WILL hug you!

Love,
ME!

Dear Universe,

I do not have pancake mix. I am single!

Later,

Rayer Marie

Damn New Fangled Devices!!!

Dear Electronics,

Would you mind giving us a memo at least 24 hours in advance of your moodiness so we can best accommodate you?

Thanks.

Love,

Natalie Nicole

Shape it up Les!

Dear Les Paul,

I like the shapes you made wood into. Good Job. RIP.

Love Always,

Rachel Rose

Dear guy in tight girl pants,

When you sit down I see your butt crack...that is weird and not right.
Get some man pants and a belt.

Love Always,

Erin 'Peruzzi' Oginsky