Pendulum > Brandon Flowers

Dear Live Nation,

Thank you for informing me about Pendulum's concert in Las Vegas (even though I am already seeing them in LA).  However, you give your corporate henchmen away and you are quite mistaken when you suggest that if I like Pendulum, I may also like (and want tickets for) a Brandon Flowers concert.  WRONG!

Love always,
moi

BonnaWhatever

Dear everyone on Twitter/Facebook/The Internetz who keeps posting this,


Who's playing bonnaroo festival this year? WHO CARES?!?! I'm so sick of seeing this post everywhere. 
And dear eminem, go back to 1999 where you belong.


Love,
Y

When It Rains, You're Gonna Get Crap Coffee

Dear people in the Hollywood coffee bean, 
You guys can all suck it! Yer a bunch of bloody basterds! 
Love, 
me


p.s. Other experiences/issues include:
I SAID NON-FAT DAMNIT! WHAT'S THIS WHOLE MILK DOING IN MY LATTE?!?! - d man


It's been a bad morning for coffee shops... I asked for a strawberry Italian soda 3 times, and the girl wandered around randomly touching things and tried to give me a coffee with a strawberry shot in it (ewwww) before finally admitting they no longer make them, they're just still in the menu for funsies I guess. WTF - J lady

Hey Hey! You You! Stay outta my fridge!

Dear People I Have To Work With,

Please stop stealing and using things in the fridge that do not belong to you.

the end,

M.