Dear MOMZ,
Your baby should NOT have a Facebook page. Thanks.
Love,
Cara
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Love of My Life
Dear EHarmony,
You say you will meet the love of your life...how about the psycho of your future???
Love,
Rayer Marie
You say you will meet the love of your life...how about the psycho of your future???
Love,
Rayer Marie
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Hamsters are Make-Believe
Dear MSN,
Today's Picks:
How do I tell my kids their pet hamster died?
Answer: You tell them it never really existed.
Love,
The Universe
Today's Picks:
How do I tell my kids their pet hamster died?
Answer: You tell them it never really existed.
Love,
The Universe
Freeway BaNaNaS!
Dear Man in a Banana Suit on the Freeway Overpass,
GET OFF THE FREEWAY OVERPASS!
Stop yelling and screaming crazy, incoherent things, because it is creating a major traffic jam. Jam don't go with bananas! Peanut butter does, in case you couldn't put that one together. Also, now I have that bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs song stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT BUDDY.
Love Always,
Raye & Louise, on behalf of everyone that was on the 101 S freeway headed towards downtown LA around 7pm on 9/9/09.
GET OFF THE FREEWAY OVERPASS!
Stop yelling and screaming crazy, incoherent things, because it is creating a major traffic jam. Jam don't go with bananas! Peanut butter does, in case you couldn't put that one together. Also, now I have that bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs song stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT BUDDY.
Love Always,
Raye & Louise, on behalf of everyone that was on the 101 S freeway headed towards downtown LA around 7pm on 9/9/09.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
TACO DEATH FOREVER
Dear Universe,
I want to eat tacos
crunchy
soft
salady
ALL OF THEM
Love Always,
The Day After Thanksgiving Folks
I want to eat tacos
crunchy
soft
salady
ALL OF THEM
Love Always,
The Day After Thanksgiving Folks
Thursday, September 3, 2009
No Cabbie Control
Dear Cab drivers,
Please learn to drive since it's your job. One should be able to take a cab without getting run over, running over someone else, enjoy getting from point a to point b without hitting every damn curb.
Love Always,
anon.
Please learn to drive since it's your job. One should be able to take a cab without getting run over, running over someone else, enjoy getting from point a to point b without hitting every damn curb.
Love Always,
anon.
Back that THANG up!
Dear Lady in line behind me,
Please take a step back, you are too close! No one can get in front of you, the ropes are here to prevent that. I can hear you breathing and I hope that you can read this as I type it into my phone...BACK UP!!!
Love Always,
anon.
Please take a step back, you are too close! No one can get in front of you, the ropes are here to prevent that. I can hear you breathing and I hope that you can read this as I type it into my phone...BACK UP!!!
Love Always,
anon.
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