Sunday, July 5, 2009

A Dear Jon Letter

Dear Jon,

Why is your face so large and in charge on the billboard on Fountain? Seeing your large face did not make me "get happy." Instead, it made me "get scared." You should consider replacing your face with puppies, rainbows, kittens, ice cream, or anything else that might ACTUALLY make someone happy. God invented airbrushing for a reason. Please, Jon. Airbrush. For the children.

Love Always, Your Friend,

The Ice Cream Betches

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